{"id":2042,"date":"2026-05-07T12:07:58","date_gmt":"2026-05-07T17:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2026-05-07T12:39:11","modified_gmt":"2026-05-07T17:39:11","slug":"fanfiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/2026\/05\/fanfiction\/","title":{"rendered":"Fanfiction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">A dopamine rush of poorly placed semicolons,<\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">a saline flush to exit the daydreams formed<\/span><\/p>\n<p><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">by blue bloodshot eyes peeking above my glasses&#8217; rim,<\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">flowing out of my body through an online catheter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Mini movies play each night as the screen door shuts<\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">inside a head weary of student loans and rejection letters;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">cafes where Ancient Chinese swordsmen make out<\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">behind the counter in between shifts while Goku\u2019s<\/span><\/p>\n<p><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">grandkids Tanjiro and Inosuke spill piping hot mochas<\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">on each other without a single demon to fight in sight.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">A hypodermic needle of shitty summaries slapped together<\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">straight into my sullen-hearted chest despite being<\/span><\/p>\n<p><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">as simple as dull-pointed penciled doodles<\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">on the margins of Algebra worksheets.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">A written drug: nothing more, nothing less<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dopamine rush of poorly placed semicolons,a saline flush to exit the daydreams formed by blue bloodshot eyes peeking above my glasses&#8217; rim,flowing out of<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2042"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2044,"href":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions\/2044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sagebrushreview.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}